Let’s get the manditory truth out of the way up front, I am a horrible poker player. If poker skill were playa moves, I’d be some middle-aged dimwit slouched on a couch with a laptop for a lap.

Somehow, I think I just proved chicks dig great p sbobet oker players. Which is silly. I have MUCH better TV hair.

How about this?

If you could stack all the stupid at every poker table… it would be about 6 foot 5.

6’10” with the hair.

I wrote about the bigger games, I played them, and baby, I liked it. I’ve finally moved up in limits online. It’s like starting over with a clean slate. In some sense, I start the bigger games with a break-even record. It won’t be hard to dig out of the hole.

Not long ago, Iggy wrote about that attitude on a hand-for-hand basis. No matter what happened on the last hand or the one before, play each new deal like the first hand of the day. You have new information, he says, but the success of the previous hand is irrelevant. We should already know that, of course, but I actually found myself repeating his exact words after a tough beat the other night. It’s like meditation for the tilting mind.

Still, like many of you, I was a loser at first. Even in the smallest limits I’d lose seveal buyins. I’m not ashamed to say I made several deposits from my bank account to several online sites. I’d win for a while, then give it all back. Some people became bonus whores by moving their bankroll around, I was a bonus whore because I was totally out of money. It took a year to recover.

Somehow this is different. I feel like a blank …