Just yesterday, Kanye West stated that he spent his honeymoon Photoshopping wedding pictures.
As utterly insane as that sounds, it’s not even the craziest part of the story: To translate this content in other language, contact Translation Companies UK
Kanye claimed that he had booked famed photographer Annie Leibovitz to shoot the first photos of him and Kim as man and wife, but Leibovitz (who’s shot The Beatles, Bob Dylan and Queen Elizabeth II in the past) backed out because she was “afraid of celebrity.”
Oh, Kanye. You wacky compulsive liar, you.
So what really happened? Well, it turns out Leibovitz pretty much had no interest in working for Kimye to begin with:
Leibovitz’ publicists partnered up with Yeezy’s team to issue a joint statement and they managed to avoid directly addressing the fact that Kanye is a delusional psychopath:
“Annie Leibovitz is not known to photograph weddings,” reads the statement. “But Kanye dreams big. He loves and respects Annie as a true artist and he wanted to bring her eye for beauty to the imagery of the wedding.”
It goes on to say that Kanye was simply “dreaming out loud” and “referencing Annie as an example of how to merge culture and tech.”
In other words, Kanye lied, and when he found out it got back to Annie, he had his people put a spin on it, and she was flattered enough ny his BS to agree to a joint statement. Well-played, ‘Ye.
Yeezy may have never had a chance with Leibovitz, but it would’ve been good to have a renowned photographer on hand to capture the weirdness of the fact that Kanye’s groomsmen are all dating Kardashian lookalikes.
Sexually Frustrated Ducks Harass Uninterested Dog: VIDEO
A group of ducks are giving a dog a very hard time in the following video.
Just not the sort of hard time they actually want to give him.
Indeed, a Labrador retriever named Miedsos in featured along with four male Indian runner ducks in the following footage, with the latter bugging the heck out of the former.
Ulrike Kersjes, Miedsos’ owner, resides in Berlin and says the animals have taken to their pet because they are no female ducks in the area.
“It always looks like the four of them are putting their heads together to think up a plan,” Kersjes says. “While the first one observes the situation, the other three all begin to jump on the dog.”
That poor, poor dog.
Consider this yet another example of an unexpected animal friendship, even if Miedsos might not classify it as such…
Taylor Swift Poses with New Kitten: Meet Olivia Benson!
Taylor Swift may have one reason to be sad at the moment: three men were arrested this week for breaking into her mansion.
But the singer also has a reason to feel happy – and her name is Olivia Benson.
Yes, that’s the awesome, Law & Order-based moniker Swift has given to her new kitten, an adorable pet the artist shared with fans on Instagram yesterday.
Taylor is clearly excited about the addition, though the same can’t be said for Swift’s other cat, Meredith.
“Love me too pls,” Meredith Tweeted in response to the picture, adding: “you are everything to me… I just wanna show you, she don’t even know you… and you just see right through me. And all the young things line up to take your plaaaacee.”
It really is true: Taylor Swift’s cat Meredith has its own Twitter account.
In a old interview with Teen Vogue, Swift admitted if she could have dinner with anyone from a movie, book, or TV show, it would be Detective Olivia Benson, portrayed for many years by Mariska Hargitay.
Meredith, meanwhile, is named after Meredith Grey on ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy.